Relapse

Dear Reader,

I'm afraid I have some bad news. Brace yourself; make sure you are securely seated in your computer chair--although if it's a swivel-type chair, then perhaps you'd be better off standing up. Alright. I'll just come right out and say it. It's not like I enjoy playing with your tender feelings, my sensitive reader. The suspense is probably too much for you to bear.

On a side note, I just ate some lovely fried chicken for dinner. And then I had a hotdog sandwich, positively dripping with mustard and smothered with onions. And I...

Oh, right. Ahem.

I have suffered...cue dramatic music...a relapse. Yes, a relapse. I have officially fallen off the wagon. Instead of kicking the habit, the habit has turned around and kicked me. In the proverbial rear. With extensive force, I might add.

"What on earth is she babbling on about?" you direct your chilly, miffed expression towards the computer screen, impatiently scrolling down the page.

Well, dear reader, if you insist on taking that tone with me...

Your icy glare pierces me to my marrow, sending chills right through your computer screen, straight across cyberspace, and down my spine.

Without further ado, I say, I have relapsed...into my old habit of procrastination. My most recent submission for DA was dated 2nd June. I kid you not. I am absolutely mortified at myself. I am scandalised, in fact, that I could actually be so negligent and careless. And yet...here I am, blogging about it instead of taking any steps to rectify my callous oversight.

It doesn't make any sense, I know. Welcome to my contrary world. Although, in my defense, I am in fact working on something right now. This something is a bit harder than anything I've done before, because it has a background! For once in my life, I'm drawing a proper background.

So, don't judge me too harshly, my impulsive reader. I shall try harder than ever to stop procrastinating, once and for all. I think that's it from me. Til next time, my dear reader. *skips off to watch TV--er, I mean to draw...draw like she's never drawn before*

Yours,

Figgy the Feet Dragger